- Tell me, when I copy text with the mouse, where is it saved? - How where, of course in the mouse.

- Scientists say: “By 2050 there will be 10 billion of us.” - Some kind of bullshit... why do we need 10 billion scientists?

five-hundred-meters-of-red-rag: Hi scorpio: Shorten your nickname by half two-hundred-and-fifty-meters-of-red-rag: like this?

- Tell me, if I go there, will there be a train station there? - He will be there even if you don’t go there.

- Well, with a condom, that’s not cheating, is it? - Yeah! And with a silencer, it's not murder ...

We are in Alaska ... this is a very dangerous place, because from here to Russia there are 80 kilometers ... Closer than to Germany ...

Texas, recruiting station, medical examination: - You see the third line from the bottom - No! - It was not a question

Tell me, does carrots help with diarrhea? Don't tell me, how?

Englishwoman: In Russia all use the Internet? Russianwoman: Only aristocrats use, we don’t resolve to serfs Englishwoman: Terrible

Our general-governor is a dude from Saint-Petersburg... Loves his homeland very much