Rally winner "Warsaw - London - Washington"

- The purpose of your visit to Holland - We're kind of depressed ...

I'm with you more, you damn ferret, won't go to "The Blue Light" bar

- Can you imagine, my fiancé suggests going to the Bahamas? - Wow, is he a billionaire? - No... he is the commander of a large landing ship "Generalissimo Suvorov"

You understand, Ivan, these monsters have deprived us of access to gold and foreign exchange reserves of $300 billion

No, bro, we are a separate civilization and will not join your. Among your 20 million civilizations, we will lose our identity.

Sonntagszeitung: each Swiss will lose three thousand euros for refusing Russian gas

It's hard to live under sanctions

- Can you imagine, he downloaded a video clip from a porn site at a speed of 100 bytes/sec for 6 months - Man committed to ideals. We once won a war with such people

Law of conservation of Russian sailors: Russian sailors arrested in Australia Russian sailors released in Nigeria