Humor from grandfather Nail
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- Don't yell like that, fool woman. Me only wash down tablet. |
Children cannot be on the Internet! It is harmful! The Internet is getting dumber from children! |
- I'm afraid to fly on airplanes... - And I'm afraid on the trains. - On the trains-that what's afraid? - Well, count up, train flies ... Piss yourself can! |
You of me in youth remind |
In their own country, as I understand it, they will not build roads |
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The year 3010 has arrived |
So that's what you are, bison of Higgs |
Well, my friends, how are you life? Not pooping gold and diamonds yet? |
Summer is not when it's warm, summer is when there is money |
- Where are you going, Rambo? - To Sydney, madam. - That's great, me too! Come on, who's faster! |
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